The Iterated Chef: Dessert

 

Lee Strawberries


One of my favorite memories of my MA at Maryland was one night when Dr. Hugh Lee dropped by the grad student office. He had a roast that was too big for him, would we be interested in a free meal? The dinner was superb, and he was a gracious host, the very model of xenia. For dessert he made this rather simple dish, which has become one of my staples

1 lb strawberries
juice of 1 lemon
½ cup of honey

Hull and quarter strawberries. Heat the honey and lemon in a medium skillet over high heat until it bubbles slightly (30 seconds), add strawberries and stir continuously until soft (1-2 minutes). Serve in a mug. Getting the proportion of lemon to honey is difficult, but worth repeated experimentation.

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Chocolate Shells

This is the highest-risk dish on The Iterated Chef. When dipping the balloons, should the chocolate be too hot, they will pop, flinging chocolate around the kitchen. I recommend waiting until the chocolate has nearly re-solidified before dipping. I also recommend not wearing white.

½ lb chocolate morsels

Small party balloons

Berries, sliced
Raspberry syrup
Whipped cream

Nuke the morsels for 30 seconds, stir. Repeat until the choc is soft.
Partially inflate the balloons (until about fist-sized). Dip into chocolate, spinning and tilting the balloon until the chocolate covers over half the balloon.
Chill, homes. Take 30.
Pop the balloon and slowly remove it from the chocolate shell.
Fill the shell 1/3 full with berries, top with syrup and a layer of whipped cream, then another layer of berries, syrup and cream, and once more.

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Lindsey['s not short] Shortbread

She [op.cit. Dinner: Lindsey Soup] says: shortbread cookies are incredibly easy and portions can be readily altered.


4 parts all-purpose flour

2 parts butter (unsalted)

one part white sugar

a little vanilla extract (if desired)


Mix well, shape on baking sheet, and bake at 350 for 10-12 minutes.

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Chiezcake

This was submitted by Jenna, America’s Favorite Vegan as Vegan Cheesecake. The philologist in me quailed (and also tried to escape again, but he’s weak enough there’s no chance of that) at the prospect of calling something without cheese in it cheesecake. Just calling it cake, *cake or “cheese”cake seemed inappropriate as well, hence the cakey neologism. I mean cheesy.


2 Packages of Cream Cheese (Tofutti soy cream cheese works best for vegans)
1/2 cup sugar
2 Teaspoons Vanilla
2 Eggs (Energy Egg Replacer powder can be found in health food stores)
1 graham cracker crust

Preheat oven to 350 (for vegans anywhere from 300 to 325) Mix ingredients, pour into crust and cook. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes (for vegans it will take longer due to lower temp but it's necessary) After cooling you can serve plain or top with fruit. Best when kept chilled.

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Cannoli alla siciliana


If these recipes look a bit funny to you, that’s because you need to look at Dinner: Peperoni imbottiti. Go ahead, I’ll wait. I can wait as long as you.


ingredienti per la pasta: Farina gr. 300, sugna (it's the pig's fat) una noce, uovo 1, sale un pizzico, zucchero un pizzico, vino rosso mezzo bicchiere, uno schizzo di aceto, cannella in polvere.
ingredienti per il ripieno: ricotta gr. 500, zucchero gr. 300, cedro e cocozzata (it's the name of some candies) gr. 100, cioccolato fondente gr. 50
Come si prepara: fate sciogliere lo zucchero sul fuoco con un bicchiere di acqua e quando comincerà a filare toglietelo dal fuoco e unitelo alla ricotta, che avrete già passata, mescolando velocemente con una frusta. Quando questa crema di ricotta sarà ben liscia unitevi il cedro e la cocozzata che avrete tritati. Dividetela poi a metà ed incorporate in una metà gr. 30 di cacao solubile mentre nell'altra metterete il cioccolato fondente, anch'esso tagliuzzato a pezzetti. Conservate quindi le due creme di ricotta in frigorifero perchè si consolidino. Quando la pasta avrà riposato un paio di ore allargatela con il mattarello con un pò di farina, finchè sia divenuta piuttosto sottile quasi come la sfoglia delle tagliatelle. Tagliatela quindi con un taglia paste rotondo dal diametro di 8 cm, carcate di dare forma ovale a questi cerchi ed avvolgeteli intorno ai cannoli di bambù che fuggono da stampi, saldandoli con chiara d'uovo sbattuta. Friggete gli involucri dei cannoli in ol
io di semi ben caldo oppure in olio e sugna e staccateli dalle forme quando sono ancora caldi. Aspettate che si raffreddino completamente e poi riempiteli da un lato con la crema bianca e dall'altro con quella al cioccolato.


Xlation
2) Cannoli to the sicialian ingredients for the paste: Flour gr. 300, sugna (it' s the pig' s fat) a walnut, egg 1, know them a pizzico, sugar a pizzico, red wine half glass, one vinegar sketch, cinnamon in powder ingredients for the filling: annealed gr. 500, sugar gr. 300, cedar and cocozzata (it' s the name of loads candies) gr. 100, fusing chocolate gr. 50 As it is prepared: fairies to melt the sugar on the fire with a water glass and when it begins to spin toglietelo from the fire and unitelo to the annealed one, that you will have already last, fastly stirring with one whip. When this annealed cream of very smooth is joined the cedar and the cocozzata one to you that you will have trita to you. Dividetela then to halves and incorporated in one half gr. 30 of soluble cacao while in the other you will put the fusing chocolate, anch' chipped it to pezzetti. Conserved therefore the two creams of annealed in refrigerator why they consolidate. When the paste will have rested a pair of hours increases it to you with the mattarello with a flour Pò, finchè it has become rather thin nearly like leaf through it of the tagliatelle. It cuts it therefore with a ransom pastes to you round from the diameter of 8 cm, carcate of giving to shape oval to these circles and avvolgeteli around to the cannoli of bamboo that escapes from stamps, knitting them with clear of blinked egg. You fry coverings of the cannoli in ol I of seeds very warm or in oil and sugna and detaches them to you from the shapes when they are still warm. Waited for that they then cool off completely and riempiteli on one side with the cream white woman and from the other with that one to the chocolate.

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